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I ate a whole one of these today. For the first time. I’m a smaller guy, just breaching 150 pounds, so it’s not all that weird that I hadn’t done it before. Plus, I’ve never had Chipotle stoned.
That’s a lot of burrito, people. I mean, it has to weigh…what, two pounds? Plus all that expanding rice and tortilla doesn’t do great things to a person’s stomach. That’s like eating two pounds of pancakes, except you want to finish carnitas. Carnitas is like what Mexican people eat when it’s a holiday. So thick and rich and salty.
I can’t concentrate on anything right now. This food ran out of places to go in my digestive system so it’s creeped into my brain like tryptophan.
umm.. i eat entire burritoes and subway footlongs.
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