i don't want, i need.

the black bra.

(this is the first chain email i have ever laughed at.)

The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.
 
We were chatting  about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice,
stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here’s how it all went:

 
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said,  ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.
 
The mistress:
Me too! The other  night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask
over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
 
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my
eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said.

“What’s for dinner, Batman?”