i don't want, i need.

henryeatspeople:

• So apparently my parents screwed on a Saturday and I was thus conceived, then born on a Saturday. (This explains so much about myself.)
• My fortune cookie reads: Love begets love. (LIES!)
• My Native American Zodiac sign is a Beaver. (AAAAAhahahhahaa!)
• I share a birthday with Trent Reznor, Enya, and Dennis Hopper. (Would it be wrong to approach them about this and send them a cake saying, “YAH US!”?)
• Of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritable and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner. (Spectacularly accurate.)

Your date of conception was on or about 31 May 1984 which was a Thursday.

actually, that’s incorrect. i was conceived on my grandmother’s floor on father’s day 1984.

cool site though.