long hair.
a manicure.
to do laundry.
or shop.
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I ate a whole one of these today. For the first time. I’m a smaller guy, just breaching 150 pounds, so it’s not all that weird that I hadn’t done it before. Plus, I’ve never had Chipotle stoned.
That’s a lot of burrito, people. I mean, it has to weigh…what, two pounds? Plus all that expanding rice and tortilla doesn’t do great things to a person’s stomach. That’s like eating two pounds of pancakes, except you want to finish carnitas. Carnitas is like what Mexican people eat when it’s a holiday. So thick and rich and salty.
I can’t concentrate on anything right now. This food ran out of places to go in my digestive system so it’s creeped into my brain like tryptophan.
umm.. i eat entire burritoes and subway footlongs.
Roscoes Chicken & Waffles: before.
when if you showed up earlier they’d still be around.
I just can’t watch the Today show in the morning. I get a little too into the “heart-warming” stories and end up crying before I have to go to work.
Damn it NBC. More NEWS.
i’ve been late to work for the past week because of this show.
also, because my last day is um.. TOMORROW!
Take on Me - Ah-Ha
because there hasn’t been any boy drama. There hasn’t been a boy. There are no boys. There is nothing.
I’m not single because I love being single, I’m single because the person I am absolutely, totally and completely mind numbingly retardedly in love with has no desire to love me back.
Blah blah whatever—I’ll deal, I’ll fuck other people and shout to the world that I am fine, sistah.
But I listen to music/watch television/get high/drink/sleep/sleep/get high so I can fall asleep all because I’d rather be comatose than alone.
Just so you know—when I give you my whole I don’t believe in relationships/I’m not into bullshit societal norms what I’m actually saying is if I can’t be with him/goddamnit you at least won’t know I hate it/nobody cuddles quite like my pride.
Now I believe it is time for me to turn on some Kevin Devine while I wallow.
amen.
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