February 2009
35 posts
L.A. Full Day 1
paulgulyas:
hatkoff:
So yesterday was my first full day in L.A., after catching some zzzz’s on the couch I woke up ate myself some Chex and watched Mars Attacks. After that Pat, Kevin and I watched the most recent Lost episode which was excellent. Then I got to do what I was waiting for, get me some In-and-Out burger, Double Double Animal Style with Animal Style Fries. It was as good as I...
Thanks Parents!
megwhyte:
Since the age of whatever the age I started wearing nail polish was, my parents - Dad especially??? - instilled in me that once nail polish starts to chip it looks trashy and it should removed immediately.
I’m staring at my hands right now, painted awesome deep brown 4 days ago and the left index finger is driving me NUTS because its starting to chip. It is likely I’ll stare at it...
hmm. i wonder if a chocolate cake shot will...
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her...
– F*** My Life (via zackgilbert)(via thatisawesome)(via kristyagogo)(via allthatglittersispink) (via indieandyy)
Why refer to dead people as 'late'
busstopromance:
when if you showed up earlier they’d still be around.
I've come to the realization...
aliexplainsitall:
I just can’t watch the Today show in the morning. I get a little too into the “heart-warming” stories and end up crying before I have to go to work.
Damn it NBC. More NEWS.
i’ve been late to work for the past week because of this show.
also, because my last day is um.. TOMORROW!
I haven't been posting about my boy drama
jaimeleighfairbrother:
because there hasn’t been any boy drama. There hasn’t been a boy. There are no boys. There is nothing.
I’m not single because I love being single, I’m single because the person I am absolutely, totally and completely mind numbingly retardedly in love with has no desire to love me back.
Blah blah whatever—I’ll deal, I’ll fuck other people and shout to the world that...
god, I hate Snuggies
malty:
Its just a robe on backwards! Really people? come on!
did anyone else see the today show segment this morning?
seriously? seriously.
I don't check my voicemail....
urbanredneck:
i feel so bad about it, but when I finally go to listen its beacuse someone has told me “your vmbox is full, i can’t leave you a message”.
WHY does voicemail have to exist, especially since I can see who missed my calls?!
I just hate checking it is all….
ugh, me too. i HATE listening to voicemails.
ESPECIALLY when all they say is “hey, it’s _____. call me...
I had a Lindsey Lohan.
LAST NIGHT, PLAYING TRIVIA @ THE MEZZ
Me: Can I get two Red Headed Sluts...
Waitress: Did yall want to try a Lindsey Lohan?
Me: What's that?
Waitress: It's a Red Headed Slut with a splash of Coke.
because i love torturing myself
i am going here this weekend.
(please note that going to something like this and not buying anything is a CON of quitting your job.)
damn.
has anyone else checked out the daily candy programmers?
Shoot me now, I'm actually considering match.com.
urbanredneck:
vagarious:
seashellhell:
Anything I need to know?
Um…don’t do it? Believe me, I’ve tried…but I guess we all have to figure out the bad things on our own.
I hear eharmony works, my friend got married, shes actually in one of their stupid commercials.
i didn’t find love, but the stories were hilarious.
AND if you pay $40 to join, and get a few drinks/ dinners bought...
the bad awesome thing about l.a. is you always need to be prepared for the beach.
friday is my last day of work.
i’m kind of REALLY excited about it.
January 2009
220 posts
So, I had sticks in my wheels. I knew that whole adult thing couldn’t actually be happening yet.
I get the afternoon off and I have to go sit at the Volvo dealer. Again. Instead of a super early happy hour on the beach. I am officially an adult.
the black bra.
(this is the first chain email i have ever laughed at.)
The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to...
hey malty
that little post about bailey’s and tequila literally send shivers down my back and vomit in my mouth.
gross.